December 2010
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“I’m a prophet against profit!”
– Cecil B. Demented
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Geek beauty tip no. 42;
Buy an iMac so that you can turn the brightness to maximum so that the light imitates 500W lighting in order to allocate those finer eyebrow hairs.
:D
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“The seed is strong..”
– Jon Arryn on his death bed, Game of Thrones from the Song of Ice and Fire book series.
“OHMIGOD! Patrick Stewart has a nice arse! O=”
– Me, home alone, watching Chain of Command Part II and feeling a little strange inside.
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“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and...”
– Dr Seuss (via dreamventure)
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I would not love Star Trek if it wasn't for Q
Q: [of Riker] You're attracted to him!
Amanda Rogers: I am not.
Q: I think you are. How repulsive! How do you stand that hair all over his face?
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Things that make me smile in AC: Brotherhood
+ I ride my horse just to run into people and hear them scream and get pissed off whilst I’m galloping into the sunset. I’m yet to have been chased by guards doing so.
+ Punching courtesans BECAUSE I CAN. Even if it means a very annoying desynchronisation. The bitches scream.
+ Killing guards on rooftops only to chuck their bodies off the roofs to hear the people below gasp and...
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So, I feel a teeny bit like a bitch now...
…even though I clearly stated ages ago I didn’t want to get my parents a gift and that I really really didn’t want to get one either my parents got me this…
Its super awesome by the way. It comes with dough hooks and the bowl rotates so that the mixer gets all the bits stirred in evenly AND you can take the mixer away from the stand to have a hand mixer. I’ve kinda...
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When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
lifeisstillworthwhile:
sharlanmccoy:
And I’m just like, what love life?
every.fucking.time.
This.
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Ok, so I'm not very observant...
I only now, after 3 days, found the note Tyrone had left under the humping Riker and Data figurines, previously dismissing the humping as the usual (they are always in some suss position on every other day) and the note as some accidentally placed rubbish (before reading it, that is). The best part is that I’ve had people over, they’ve looked at it as two sexy Trekkies humping, and...
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BATS Magazine: Blog: 3 Bastards That Ruined more... →
batsmagazine:
1. The Grinch - After his notorious failed attempt at ruining Christmas for an incestuous kind (namely the people of Whoville), the story ended with little Cindy Lou and this extra-terrestrial-like being becoming best of friends. Really. Really close. A bit weird yeah? You can still see the…
The last picture: WTF I don’t even…
It is now my life goal to find...
So I don’t have any family and I’ve lost my closest friends this year. Maybe I should just run away to Melbourne. Let’s see what QTAC offers provide. If bad, ciao Brisbane
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Life is just so awesome right now...
…I’m so happy I could explode.
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If anyone wants to play today, you know my...
Have to head to work for an hour today, but then I’m doing my Christmas shopping, buying Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and then getting some much needed exercise. Then I’ll be working hard on my Gran’s present which will, unfortunately arrive late due to my tiredness/busy social life getting in the way of my inspiration.
I was playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood last...
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If anyone wants to play today, you know my...
Have to head to work for an hour today, but then I’m doing my Christmas shopping, buying Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and then getting some much needed exercise. Then I’ll be working hard on my Gran’s present which will, unfortunately arrive late due to my tiredness/busy social life getting in the way of my inspiration.
I was playing Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood last...
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Nothing is as invigorating as being able to roam about the apartment in my underwear, playing video games and lazing about. I might even try playing video games stark naked during the week. WHO EVEN KNOWS.
Life = grand
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Bringing Star Trek home.
Tybone: ...Sydney weather is so different to Brisbane. Weirdly familiar. And the train doors open by themselves.
Marla: Lol. Space age. You should be as insane as you can whilst down there and hum the star trek theme song when on the trains. LOUDLY.
Tybone: Your idea had transit officers inspect my ticket, ask me if I was on anything and hover around for six stops. I told them the cardassian union would hear of this and changed trains. Crazy enough?
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I ate so much my vision went blurry. I thought you went blind from masturbating, not over-eating. Now I want to masturbate to get my vision back. I’m sure that’s how it works…
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I had a little orgasm...
…I found leftover Chili Twisties from last weekend in my pantry and they seriously made my day. I forgot I had snap sealed them for hangover food and I’ve got one of those retarded grins on my face they put you in looney bins for *dances to Bauhaus*
Star Trek time, whilst I await the Xbox *stern face, salutes*
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